when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging
I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET
DON’T CALL ME THAT
I AM EVIL
I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT
"didnt you wear those jeans yesterday"
"there is no man in this world who can combine both swag and class in perfe…"
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd